he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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