I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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