hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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