hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize