the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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