It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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