if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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