Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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