I'm drive I can fine osifer
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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