is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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