everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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