Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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