But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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