More tranny stories later!
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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