and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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