Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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