Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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