you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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