Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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