sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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