Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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