We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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