My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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