You're my little dorito
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
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My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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