My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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