what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Two words: nipple clamps
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