She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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