I love black thongs
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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