in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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