i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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