did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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