I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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