Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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