just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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