listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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