.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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