I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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