i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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