Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
whose parrot is this?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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