So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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