Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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