We're like a lot better than the average bears
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I want her autograph on my taint
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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