eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You are the jesus of drinking
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
