it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
