Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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