I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Randomize
