Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
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