The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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