Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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