after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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