the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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