Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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