when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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