Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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